I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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