This girl is more easily done than said...
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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