I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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