Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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