Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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