Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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