I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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