Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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