i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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