Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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