do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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