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Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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