Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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