Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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