Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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