I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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