She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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