windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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