Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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