she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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