He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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