So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Say something about gay babies.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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