everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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