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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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