Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
tell me about the fingering
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