Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Houston, we have a blender
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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