batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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