Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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