This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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