Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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