What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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