Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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