Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Randomize
