On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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