p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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