her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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