So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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