i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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