i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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