no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
where are my eyebrows?
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