Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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