a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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