if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
