I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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