But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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