Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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