It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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