Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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