YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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