'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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