She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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