my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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