I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
