Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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