i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Quick, to the slutcave!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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