is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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